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The Monkey 2025
Wait, Elijah Wood is in this film???
This is a silly film, it is a silly silly film with some of the most ridiculous and balls to wall gore I have seen in a film.
Ok, I’ve said silly and film too much.
Ok, so good things? The humour, mostly in the first half but also in the second is simple yet well executed and contrasts well to the gory and violent deaths throughout the film. This also applies to…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This film was sort of inoffensive, a simple film with some good character moments and decent action. I wouldn’t say there’s anything necessarily wrong with it, but in terms of the story, the villain/villains in particular, it’s pretty simplistic. And whilst that made it a little boring to watch at times, I can kind of respect that over trying an over complicated story and failing spectacularly. Having said that, there’s definitely nuances this film doesn’t quite handle amazingly. The resolution…
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Conclave 2024
This film does so many things right. I love the way it’s has so many moments that allow its insanely talented cast to just show off their skills and cultivate a deep level of emotion for their characters, of which Ralph Finnes stands out of course but is by far not the only captivating performance. The scenery is stunning, and the beautifully orchestrated anxiety inducing classical musical throughout sets the scene of claustrophobic panic present throughout the conclave.
It isn’t…
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Nosferatu 2024
I came into this film a couple minutes late and as I stumbled around in the dark to find my seat I was treated to the moans and then screech of Lily - Rose Depp and I was confused, scared and finally seated for the excellent horror film I was about to see.
First of all, I ask a question. Did I get it? No, absolutely not. There is an incredible amount of subtext and symbolism in this film and…
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