samhains

samhains

Favorite films

  • Excalibur
  • The Devils
  • Femme Fatale
  • Somewhere

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  • Better Man

    ★★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★

    In the latest film to ask, What kind of story best translates into maximal meme and thirst-trap content?

    The answer, apparently, is Nicole Kidman and the hot guy from Triangle of Sadness locked in a spiral of sadistic sexual fantasies. And yes, *gurgling* he does match her freak!

    Plus, some keywords for streaming SEO: fantasy, CEO of automation, sadomasochism, sex, love, danger… a cult backstory (irrelevant).

    But none of it feels properly developed. There’s a noticeable lack of attention to…

  • Somewhere

    Somewhere

    ★★★★½

    The best Sofia Coppola movie. An honest portrait of man who has ascended to god status and lives in wish fulfillment simulation world (chateau marmot).

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★★

    He opened a door, to another door, to another door, and I’m running through

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★½

    Australian Barbie Dream House Soft Porn VR TikTok Bikini Movie script by Chat GPT trained on “LoveQuotesForHer.com”

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