samirathehater

samirathehater

A professional hater. If I like it, than it’s either silly goofy fun, or a cinematic masterpiece.

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★★½

  • Mystic Pizza

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    This was so silly and wacky. Like. I love how it showcased Robert Pattinson’s best character that he plays which is an odd freakzoid with very little social skills. Everyone saying they didn’t “get” this movie is stupid. Enjoy the wacky.

  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★★★½

    Richard gere I’ve grown somewhat fond of you. Julia Roberts I love you.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Everybody in this movie was very drippy. Like, absolutely soaking. Also I’m kinda mad I was on the side of the grown man who’s still blonde in his 30’s.

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    This is the most freaked out movie ever known to man. Nicole Kidman I will never look at you the same. You’ve fallen out of my top ten white women of all time list. 

    I literally cannot comprehend this movie. Nothing happened yet everything happened. I saw so much of Nicole Kidman, yet very little at the same time.

    There’s not one but two milk scenes. It’s odd to me that a grown adult would drink an entire glass of…

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