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Recent reviews

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar 2025

  One of the best animated films of all time, without any hint of irony. Does everything the first Shrek does except a million times better and realises this strange concept’s true potential. Completely self-aware. Completely ridiculous. Completely funny.

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  The Simpsons Movie 2007

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  A while ago, Graham and I had a conversation about who was objectively the best father in The Simpsons. This film would have you believe it’s Flanders but I don’t actually think that’s true. He babies Rodd and Todd to the point where they are afraid of the outside world, leading inevitably to them growing up as repressed adults who are neither equipped nor ready to take on the burdens of adulthood.

  I think the REAL best father is probably…

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ½ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  What is the point in this film literally nothing happens

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Aug 2024 1

  The king did return.

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