i see so many movies and rate like half of them when i remember and i’ll keep it that way, i think
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Sharknado 2013
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Nova Clarke: [having just been rescued after falling out of a helicopter and being swallowed whole by a shark in midair]:
I really hate sharks.This film had a $1M budget, and despite the reused scenes, cuts that made it impossible to see what’s going on, footage from other things, and music that sounds like it came from Bensound, it managed to hold my attention. Cutting a shark in two with a chainsaw is no easy feat, yet Fin (I…
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
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Gimli is honestly the only person in Middle Earth that purposefully tries to destroy the Ring—Isildur has the opportunity and says no, and then 3000 years later Frodo does the same thing in Return of the King. Sméagol is actually the one to destroy it, entirely by accident.
Going into the Mines of Moria was by far the worst/best choice the fellowship could have made, and Boromir always gets on my nerves.
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Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023
The Letterboxd one-sentence synopsis really fails to capture what happens in this film, it’s in three acts and there are obvious places where it switches. It’s good but sad because it’s not true, or even based on true events. It’s meant to honor the interpreters in the middle east during the 20 year war on terror but after we f*cked that up so bad that we had to dip, many many of them were left to die or worse. Not really a political commentary thank god
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