Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  Very French

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  What if instead of a plot we explained the plot to you.

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2023

  I'm confident this will be the worst film I will see this decade.

  If you get scared when your laptop dies and you are forced to stare at a blank dark screen, or spooked when you see a down light turn off and on...this is the film for you.

  There are only so many times I can stare at an unexposed, over grained shot of the corner of a hallway before I lose all interest.

  I'll rewatch when the director releases a 3 minute cut.

  Thank god I can sleep anywhere.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  This afternoon I saw The Zone of Interest...and this was still the most upsetting film I saw today.

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