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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Opus

    ★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    My butthole was clenched the whole time

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★½

    My wife asked me what this movie was about and I literally have no idea. All I can tell you is every last person had their pubes trimmed and for some reason that actually does sum it up

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  • Sasquatch Sunset

    Sasquatch Sunset

    Dumb boy movie (derogatory) about shit and piss

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★

    Monkey trauma :/

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