Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Escape from the Planet of the Apes 1971

  ★★★½ Watched 22 May 2024

  Never get an ape drunk, you may not like what you find out.

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  Leatherface 2017

  ★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2018

  I suppose this proves the point that you can put a chainsaw and the state of Texas in pretty much any movie and I’ll like it. Went in with SUPER low expectations, but didn’t think this was nearly as bad as everyone else has said it is. This also proves the point that I like shitty movies.

Popular reviews

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  The Alligator People 1959

  ★★★★ Added 2

  The actors in this film did not give a fuck about tripping over and being around the gators at all.. it's fucking crazy.

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  The Van 1977

  ★½ Watched 20 Mar 2014

  As far as I can tell, this is a movie about a kid who saves up all his money to buy a van, and then becomes a rapist, a peeping tom, and a kidnapper.