in active remission from what hundreds of doctors deemed an incurable case of not ever sitting down to watch a movie…
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Sing Street 2016
this one goes out to the littlest boy 🤏 in the whole wide world- cowboy chaps and an upright bass never looked so dang cool, pardner 🤠🐄🐮🎶🎤🎻
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Gladiator II 2024
SENATUS POPULUSQUE ROMANUS!!!!!!!
S 🗣️ P 🗣️ Q 🗣️ R 🗣️
Marcus Aurelius is actually MY grandpapa too…so what does that make me 🤔🧐 Pardon, I’m about to cuntify myself to smokey-eye-Joseph-Quinn-in-laurels levels and then I’ll be right back to deliver my gramps’ dream of the Roman empire BACK into the hands of its people 🤺 in short skirt 👗 and a looooooooooooooooong sword ⚔️Translated from by
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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Thank you to queer icons like Kristen Stewart and Katy O’Brian for showing the world that it’s totally cool for women to have sex with other women! They really are just like any other couple! They go to the gym together, take roids together, commit a string of brutal murders together, make each other eggs (no yolk!), sleep with and subsequently murder the only witnesses to their crimes, and experience the full spectrum of human love and emotion after knowing…
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Nosferatu 2024
2,000 live rats on set 🐀 , Billy Skarsgård’s framed dick piece 📸 , and Lily Rose Depp rocking that Kiera Knightly mouth-posture 🫦- what fun we all had in the theater!
Aaron Taylor Johnson really said the only occult-type happenings I believe in are between my wife and I in the bedroom (and the coffin) ⚰️ 🥵
Willam Dafoe simply couldn’t be more charming, whimsical, and precious- he’s a hopeless romantic, a witchy little freak, and a loving father…
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