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The Outrun 2024
Saorsie is the new Leo in my book. Not Timmy. Gonna be thrilled when she finally (belated) wins her first Oscar. Super dumb that a performance of hers in this gets somehow completely passed up but frogshit like Emilia Perez (which looks not good) or A Real Pain (which was fine) is disproportionately highlighted across awards season.
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Real life story of how Joe Biden (played by Harrison Ford) tried to work alongside Kamala Harris (played by Anthony Mackie) in failing to prevent Elon (played by retard director brothers eggflation and bird flu more commonly known as the Russo Brothers) from creating DOGE.
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The Whale 2022
I saw this film at a showing before the one where Brendan Fraser was doing a Q&A. I lingered for a bit. And to my everlasting shame, I was unable to do a lil sneakaroo. Crestfallen, I have let down my family of fellow Fraserheads. God damn it he was in the same building as me.
Anyway, my failures aside, he is fucking brilliant in this film. So much emotion. We are currently in the Brendanaissance. It’s a full on…
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Red Rocket 2021
Sean Baker to no surprise impresses and joys with his slice of life storytelling and capturing the chaos and comedy of real life shit that worry the scrappy people on the sidelines.
The filmmaking is filled with vibrant colors and sprawling golden hours. And experiments with some fun cutting and zooms. Beautifully shot, somehow making a deadbeat town in the gulf coast polychromatic enough so that it can be breeding ground for Mikey to incubate lofty dreams and stage a…
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