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  You've Got Mail 1998

  ★ Watched 23 Jan 2022

  Cybersex with woody from toy story

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  Alien 1979

  ★ Watched 08 Oct 2021 1

  Oooh aliens so scary 😟 sike I wasn’t scared. At all. Cause I’m a man 👨. I don’t even think this movie was scary. They only thing scary about this movie was how un-scary it was. Has Ridley scott ever seen an actually scary movie like chucky? That’s a scary movie 🎥.

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  Creep 2014

  ★ Watched 12 Sep 2021

  Not scary you could easily tell the wolf was a guy in a costume. The protagonist is also dumb, put down the camera and read a textbook dickhead.

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2021

  Monkey isn’t even that smart I could definitely do all that. James Franco

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