Sam Seven

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I’ll watch pretty much anything even if it’s stupid. I’ll probably find a dumb reason to give a bad movie a good rating

Favorite films

  • Dolores Claiborne
  • Interstellar
  • Titanic
  • Creepshow

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  • Requiem for a Dream

    ★★★★½

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★½

  • Scream 3

    ★★½

  • Scream 2

    ★★★

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  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream

    ★★★★½

    If I had a nickel for every time Ellen Burstyn in a hospital bed made me want to die i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    No clue why I double featured this with Red, White, and Royal Blue too. I'm just built different I guess. This is a film i've been wanting to watch for a while now and i'm so glad I got too. Yeah it fucked me up but…

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★½

    I wish Uma Thurman was the president in real life. She could have Lucy Liu be her vice president it would the greatest thing to ever happen to this country.

    Was in the mood to watch something gay so I said fuck it let's watch this play out. I think I liked it more than most people. Maybe it's because I just inherently like everything fruity. I mean yes neither of the main characters really have no personality outside of…

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  • Kids

    Kids

    ½

    Ok I have officially decided that I am done with Larry Clark and his bullshit.

    I watched Bully around a month ago as it peaked my interest and thought it was solid despite there being some bullshit in it. So I decided to check out his most famous movie (this one obviously) and very much regret doing that. Take the first 25ish minutes of this movie for example. This time span basically splits time between a group of male friends…

  • World

    World

    ★★★

    Ok so this is a first for me as no one else has ever reviewed this on here like uhhh what am I supposed to do.

    My fellow artsy fartsy people should enjoy this as there are no words and it's just a looping slideshow of short videos over planet earth. It's cute and calming but nothing compared to her other work.

    If you are interested in watching this short it's available on her website

    www.ceceliacondit.com/installation-work

    (it's at the bottom of the page in case you're confused lmao)