Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Magic Mike's Last Dance 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Is it still called dry humping if said humping is happening in the rain?

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  For a product with such dire side effects if done incorrectly, you think the creators could have bothered with creating more in depth instructions?!?!?!

Popular reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  This movie took itself quite seriously for a film that featured parkour Santa and snowmen with six packs.

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  Our Little Secret 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  I wish the secret was that Kristen Chenoweth is kept young by having a magical painting commissioned each year Dorian Grey Style.