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  Red One 2024

  ½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  The elves looked fucked up

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  Scariest movie I've ever seen for sure. Made the mistake of watching this by myself in the middle of the night, not knowing what the movie was generally about or that it was terrifying. This movie is literally just claustrophobia: the movie.

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  Zoom 2006

  ½ Rewatched 01 May 2024 1

  Bad movie, but I mean, when I turn 21 I'ma watch it drunk with the boys. Along with Hubie Halloween and Alvin and the chipmunks.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 07 May 2024

  I'ma be honest, I have no idea how to sum up this movie, wacky as hell but like, I think I understand the message and themes, still not noy entirely sure given it was a weird weird movie.

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