Samuel L

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Favorite films

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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  • Moana 2

  • Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★

  • All the President's Men

    ★★★★½

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★★

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  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★★

    “People call those imperfections but no, that’s the good stuff…”

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    “I didn’t think it would end this way.”

    “End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path…one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver and glass…and then you’ll see it…”

    “What? Gandalf? See what?”

    “White shores…and beyond…a far green country under a swift sunrise…”

    “Well…that isn’t so bad…”

    “No…no it isn’t…”

    —————

    “Do you remember the shire, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon. And the orchards…

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  • Moana 2

    Moana 2

    “Now I kinda miss the giant lava monster…”
    (me too Maui, me too)

    biggest fumble since Argentina in the 2014 World Cup Final…

    why is the animation highkey ugly doodoo?? idk🤷‍♂️

    why are the songs absolutely garbage?? because they don’t get Linny boi to do them thats why😭
    (what the heck is “Can I Get a Chee Hoo” guys💀)

    why did they change this from a Disney+ series into a movie?? because money🤑🤑💰💰💵💵💸💸🎉🎉
    (it still just feels like a show chopped together)

    “Show us all just how far we’ll go…”
    yooooo they said the thing guys🗣️🗣️

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★

    “You’re not a Nazi, Jojo. You’re a ten year old boy who likes swastikas and likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club…”

    Though Taika Waititi fancies himself the modern Charlie Chaplin, he does, in fact, not quite nail the comedy in this one.

    This movie is very tonally inconsistent. At some points it feels like Waititi’s classic humor, and at other times, he tries to bring a level of emotion deeper than…

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  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men

    ★★★★½

    “Do you understand loyalty? Have you ever heard of loyalty!?”

    I lowkey (highkey) strongly dislike (hate) some (all) journalists, but honestly respect.

    I find it funny that some people actually believe what governments say💀
    Like they lie to people and manipulate them as part of their jobs why you think they telling you the truth you ain’t special 💀

    “Is there any place you don’t smoke?”

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    “What’s it feel like…to die?”

    Wow y’all are really butt-hurt aren’t you?

    I’m a sucker for some good symbolism but get over yourselves not everything has to be a reference to the current political state of the world. Nobody cares. That’s boring.

    That being said, when this movie wasn’t wrapped up in its over the top preachy-ness it was pretty decent.

    It was like a delicious croissant wrapped in crap. (Yes, I’m gonna use the film’s quote against itself)

    Fantastic…