Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Marrowbone 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Barbarian for Tweens 🫰

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  Vampires: Los Muertos 2002

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Sorry Mom I still don’t get it :/ (he’s just a white man in sunglasses)

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  Did we all watch the same movie?
  Instead of contributing to the notion that women are constantly being disposed of for the latest model, they use body horror mixed with shots of Margaret Qualley’s crotch to tell the story and expect us to believe that’s relatable to a modern woman. It’s so incredibly difficult to relate to the real struggles Demi Moores character faces when the writers are pushing the narrative that it’s her fault for falling victim to these “get your youth back” schemes. Her acting ate down tho ngl. I can’t believe I held my pee in for this movie 😭.

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Lady Raven the icon you are, she pushed her pretty privilege to the max. Other than that the movie was shit. Edit just found out she’s Shamalans daughter and he just wanted an excuse for her to queen out, what a guy.

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