Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Horrors of Spider Island 1960

  ★★ Added

  Jesus Christ what a lousy movie. Even for an old cheesy B-movie enjoyer this one is crap. The babes in it can barely save it, some smart editing every now and then to save on the budget, but other than that, it's one that you either quit in the middle, or be glad when it's over.

  I can safely say that it probably covers up a lot of fetishes from 50s/60s dudes and gals, but even those seem outdated and…

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  Sabata 1969

  ★★★★★ Added

  EHI AMICO... C'È SABATA. HAI CHIUSO!

  Top-notch Spaghetti Western and Lee Van Flick. It has the spaghetti western feel all over alright, but also feels like a living, breathing, comic book (or manga, if you're into that sort of thing).

  Larger than life characters and plotting, with no needless exposure, they just exist, just like the setting they exist in. I doesn't feel at all like an real, period-exact american or mexican town or region, it's just a plane of…

Popular reviews

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  Silent Rage 1982

  ★★★★★ Added

  What if Chuck Norris faced Michael Myers? The movie offers a great premisse of a action movie hero Vs. a slasher movie killer. Both sides of the coin are played fairly well (remember folks, I have a passion for the chessy and the B, so to these standards, both sides are played greatly).

  You can say that Chuck Norris movies are bad and that he only lived cause of the jokes, but if he's bad, he's the best of what…

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  Space Mutiny 1988

  ★★★★★ Added

  Out of all extremely poorly made, bad, and cheesy movies out there, this is without a doubt, the best.

  The best as in the funniest to watch, the movie is a blast, be it unriffed or on the classic MST3K or Rifftrax version. It's so cheap, so nuts, so light-hearted in it's insanity of poor production, plotting, acting, and editing, that, once again, it might be one of the funniest things you'll ever watch, period. I can't even begin to…