Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  slaughtered vomit dolls: yacht girls featuring karl marx (castaway edition)

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  Descendants 2 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  the songs are not as good as the ones on the first movie BUT it’s ok because we have literally so many fanfic moments… like when mal puts her gum in harry’s hook and he EATS IT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? that’s so dark romance coded??? goals, i can’t lie.

Popular reviews

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  Time Cut 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  People are saying it was expected but like ??? That end was not expected at all to me. It’s tacky but i kinda love it 😭😭

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024 2

  a new horror classic, we are so back!!

  this was the most insane and disgusting piece of media i’ve seen in a while. came home absolutely traumatised. 
  it’s for real revolutionary bc i’m very impressed that i watched a movie about beauty standards that is not totally crappy. it’s just so smart.

  also this movie is visually gorgeous. i love how it’s so timeless. it’s retro but also so modern. gotta love the aesthetics. 

  no, i will never get plastic surgery #ilovemyself 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻