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Favorite films

  • Nine to Five
  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
  • Safe
  • The Witch

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  • The Servant

    ★★★★

  • The Collector

    ★★★★½

  • Vampires

    ★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

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  • The Servant

    The Servant

    ★★★★

    Nothing gayer than sharing the same lady lover am I right fellas?

  • The Collector

    The Collector

    ★★★★½

    Wowow absolutely BRUTAL ending

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  • DuckTales: The Movie – Treasure of the Lost Lamp

    DuckTales: The Movie – Treasure of the Lost Lamp

    ★★

    Bruh this did not hold up.

    1. Racist stereotypes of Arab people 
    2. Scrooge is the ultimate boomer
    3. Basically Aladdin but with a less funny genie

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    The cuntiest polygraph scene in cinema