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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Super dumb. I loved it! The monkey must be vanquished.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Look, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of crafting a large rotted prosthetic penis then you have to have the kahunas to show it in medium close up at the very least … I mean… what are we even doing here?

Popular reviews

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  Annie 1982

  ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Nov 2022 1

  Miss Hannigan slays too hard on that elephant at the end for someone who we all know to be a child abuser

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  Smile 2022

  ★ Watched 05 Oct 2022

  some guy: it would be really creepy if everyone was smiling! 

  some other guy: aw yeah cool! what else?

  some guy: uh that’s it

  some other guy: cool it’s a movie