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• are straight people okay
• begging you people to shut up and learn critical thinking
• but babe the delusions
• but lowkey i wanna know
• but one day i might and ill have my 2000s british rom coms ready
• colleen hoover apologists please go back to school
• dead rellys has been added to my verbal rolladex
• did she even win the bake off
• did they source the writer from wattpad ?
• didnt even watch this lmfao
• divas
• episode 7 for the history books the rest can go in the trash
• finally rewatched with the delted scenes
• first moovy of 2025
• for future reference if a film has milfs in tight clothes i expect to be told immediately
• god i would have written this differently
• gods favourite clown
• gwen stacey kate bishop and vi ???
• i could 1v1 him in a fight easily so i was pretty mad they didnt just push his ass down the stairs
• i dont even own a dvd player
• i hate this!
• i only watched the original like a normal person
• i was lured like a sailor with hot milfs and homosexuality i should've known better
• ice nine is just the denali device but if it were lizard juice
• if anyone is rude to me i'll spoil part 2
• if only there were real world conflicts you could apply the themes of intergalic space fights too and sympathise with as much as you do with the sand people
• ik thats not the point
• its not a five star movie but fuck the incels
• my favourite part was when it ended
• obsessed with users giving this five stars to combat the incels giving it a half star
• petes lil
• pls dont come for me im just upset florence died
• rip to the snake and the snake only
• some egirl is out there getting soft and softest tatted on her thighs as we speak
• straight people stop making queer films
• the range
• the villain just needed like two more scenes to connect her to the first captain marvel film she wasnt terrible she was robbed of screen time
• whats the point in making a film abt a corrupt us president turning on their people when u can just turn on the news ????