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Evil Bong 2006
First saw it and went 'what the fuck?'. Started watching it and went 'what the fuck?'. Finished and went 'what the fuck?'. Found out there are 7 other Evil Bong movies and a connected series of movies and went 'what the fuck?'. The best and worst experience of my life. I could only wish for a shark bra that eats men alive.
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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
it was such a good movie! it was in my top 5 marvel movies before it’s sequel came out, but it was a good spider-man movie. not my favourite spider-man but i really like how it focused more on peter parker’s character than spider-man himself. i’ve seen too many spider-man iterations where he gets bitten and he has to deal with being spider-man and i think tom holland actually portrays him as nerdy, whereas previous spider-man actors make peter parker an attractive heart throb. it has a good plot and some amazing characters and i love tony and peter’s bond.
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Spirited Away 2001
this is one of my favourite movies of all time and i loved it so so much. it is a child’s movie but the animation, storyline and themes of this movie make it so much more, and i would love to analyse it one day. i do think the resolution at the end of the movie wasn’t what i was expecting and i definitely hoped for more after having watched such an amazing story unfold. the relationship between haku and chihiro is so pure and i am glad they ended up the way they did.
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Avengers: Endgame 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
if it wasn’t a marvel movie it wouldn’t be this high and i would never have watched it. endgame is a strange movie: it’s one of the worst and best movies, in marvel and in existence. i don’t think it needed to be three hours long, a lot of that was wasted time that they could have used to actually explain steve’s ending! i don’t like the way that any of the characters ended at the end of the movie,…
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