Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Almost Famous 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  Genuinely one of the best films ever made and I will not accept any dissent!

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  The fact that I can’t go lower than half a star is insane when this pure dogshit is the biohazard that I have to rate. Jesus fucking Christ, I couldn’t even stand to listen to the abhorrent “acting” and the disgustingly cheesy “score” in the OTHER room for even 5 fucking minutes.  By god, this would make for a fantastic torture method for terrorists and shit. This film is terrorism itself

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  WOMEN!!! WOMEN!!!!!!!! I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!! I LOVE BEING A WOMAN!!!! I WILL PRIVATELY CRY TO THE MONTAGES LATER SO HARD THAT MY CAPILLARIES BURST!!!!!!!

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2023

  This movie is just so fun, and an easy watch. It’s like a fluffy pancake, and I love fluffy pancakes

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