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Air Bud 1997
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie is goofy as hell and I have a lot of questions about the clown’s backstory but I did cry literal tears when the kid has to Harry and the Hendersons the dog.
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Muppet Treasure Island 1996
Jim Hawkins should have been a Muppet. There’s a big ol hole where meaningful interaction between Tim Curry and Muppets should be. Even his scenes with Kermit are shot like they couldn’t make it to the studio on the same day.
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Jupiter Ascending 2015
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I don’t know why it took me so long to watch this—every bad review 10 years ago made me want to see it more. I was still fully unprepared for ALL OF THIS (spoilers, you might wanna experience this all for yourself).
- Mila Kunis is secretly the second coming of the matriarch of a wealthy space dynasty (murdered at age 90,000 by her shit kid) that made its fortune harvesting planets full of human beings to create youth serums.…
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