Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  i want a baby creeper now, that little scientist girl was so me

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  Alice in Wonderland 1951

  Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  every time I watch I'm shocked by how much of my dad's vocabulary is from this film

Popular reviews

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ½ Watched 03 Dec 2023 1

  I am losing my god damn mind what the fuck😭
  the normalization of pedophilia???
  the piano version of man-eater???
  Jennifer Lawrence looking like an uncanny valley version of herself???
  everyone has like zero chemistry with each other???
  they really thought they could put michael cera in a Andrew Barth Feldman suit and we wouldn't notice
  ive never wanted to thumbs down a movie more

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  the most boy movie to ever boy