Therapy: exorbitant
Taking ibuprofen and listening to the Eras tour in a 3000 degree shower while saying sometimes it be like that: free
Therapy: exorbitant
Taking ibuprofen and listening to the Eras tour in a 3000 degree shower while saying sometimes it be like that: free
Okay, okay, we get the “I’m a strong independent shield maiden who don’t need no man” trope. Like at this point, there’s no nuance. The story was predictable, the animation style not really anything to write home about?
I was looking forward to being back in Middle Earth, but this truly felt like a mash-up of Pixar’s “Brave” and “Nausicaä.” Maybe I would feel more neutrally about this if I weren’t so disappointed in how little Tolkien-esque this felt.
One half star goes to the rabid mumurak, whose eyes will likely feature in my nightmares
If he doesn’t dump a dead cat on a jock for me, I don’t want it
Also I unironically need all those Polly Pocket ‘fits