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Recent reviews

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  Closer 2004

  ★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  ew ?

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  Drive 2011

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  how can a movie be kind of good yet so bad while simultaneously being fast & too slow to enjoy

Popular reviews

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  Eternal Summer 2006

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jun 2023

  apparently having gay sex is a must for best friends, this movie was more ass than the amount we saw in that one scene

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  literally nothing remarkable i don't get how this movie is so praised when it’s impossible to feel
  sympathy for either lead

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