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Just a way to keep track of all the time I've wasted in my life

Favorite films

  • The Host
  • In Bruges
  • Kingdom of Heaven
  • Pain and Glory

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  • The Meg

    ★★★

  • The Electric State

    ★★★

  • Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco

    ★★★

  • Army of the Dead

    ★★

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★★

    I thought this was a really bold choice and was really impressed with the work Chris Pratt did in this movie. It's not always easy to play a tragic backstory likeable jerk who's both a coward and also combat capable that has a never ending flow of quips and one liners at your disposal. Bravo sir. You broke free of the constraints of type casting.

    This really could have been any marvel movie plot wise, so kudos to you Russo's…

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★

    It's a shame Zack Snyder is such an awful filmmaker because there are some pieces in here that I genuinely enjoy but they are insulated by some of the worst attempts at humour, direction, editing, storytelling and consistency. At what point are studio execs doing to recognize that nothing he's done in almost 20 years has any value and that his talent was a flash in the pan.

    It's a shame because Big Dave is actually exceptional in this.

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    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    ½

    Fuck off with this.

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    Barbie

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