Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pixels 2015

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Yeah it’s shit but it’s harmless come oooon

  Edit: knocking half a star off because it WAS shit

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025 1

  You know what? On rewatch I’ve got a lot of respect for this film

  Not just a sequel to Star Wars but another Star Wars movie in a lot of ways 

  Some really bold choices which, while not always executed in the most effective way, add up to something that feels new while maintaining a real understanding and respect for not only the original, but the prequels too 

  Sorry for being so mad at you, Rian, that’s my b x

  And the rankings going into the final clusterfuck are:

  Alex: III>I>VI>IV>V>RO>VIII>S>II>VII

  Dan: III>I>IV>VII>VI>VIII>RO>II>S>V

Popular reviews

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  The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla 2023

  ½ Watched 06 May 2023

  Boring ahh coronation 

  Note: it was on in the background while studying but I did spot a baddie or two in the crowd (likely evil)

  It goes without saying the whole affair is a putrid display of wealth in a time of crisis and a masturbatory exercise for god’s “chosen” but putting all that aside, that one guy who sang real loud had pipes 

  Also great day for side hoes

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  The Invisible Man 2020

  ★★★½ Rewatched 29 Jan 2022

  Kinda rocks