grumpy bear

grumpy bear

no longer unemployed but still opinionated

Favorite films

  • Sucker Punch
  • The Illusionist
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

  • John Wick

  • Heart Eyes

  • The Gorge

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    i only know what a conclave is because of angels & demons (2009)

  • Raise Your Voice

    Raise Your Voice

    need a challengers remake with jay and kiwi as patrick and art, and me as tashi

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    me when i wear platforms: “it seems i wore my long legs today”

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    whiny desperate men are SO back