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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  If it was anyone other than Hugh Grant rambling about religion for 2 hours I would’ve tuned out but the view powered me through.
  Was a lot more psychological than I thought it would be but the pie lady will still give me nightmares.

  Also why did the monopoly monologue kinda make sense? 
  No offence to religious queens

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  This was freaking good man 15/8
  I don’t like oranges but that’s a tangerine I’d nosh on. Only con is Joey King but she died so it’s fine ᵕ̈

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  Hard Feelings 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2023

  I would talk to my trouser trout too, but if it spoke back to me, everyone would know about it. He would write his own Facebook status’s and produce his own albums.

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