Satchel Seals

Satchel Seals

Shitty filmmaker, and an even worse critic.

Favorite films

  • Violet Evergarden: The Movie
  • Paths of Glory
  • Whiplash
  • Silence

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    ★★★★★

  • Twin Peaks

    ★★★★★

  • Life Is the Greatest Odyssey

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

    As heartfelt as it is hilarious, The Day the Earth Blew up is such an EASY recommendation for ALL ages. Outside of one gag that kinda annoyed me, this movie is nonstop smiles and laughs from front to back. You have to be a heartless prick to find no enjoyment out of this. 9/10

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    ★★★★★

    *weird noise*

    *Throws hands at camera*

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★

    *NO SPOILERS*

    (This is all just my opinion, I'm not telling anyone how to feel or how to think. Watch the movie and form your own opinion. If you love it, GREAT! If you hate it, GREAT! But for the love of god please be civil.)

    I think this movie is going to surprise a lot of people, but it could disappoint many due to fans building an idea of what this movie was for so many years. As for…

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    Babylon completely floored me on every level. I think the fact that Chazelle made THIS movie THIS way at THIS point in his career, is extremely profound, and only gets me more excited for the future of his career.

    I really wanna dive deep into this movie at a later date once I’ve seen it a few more times to fully gather my thoughts, so I’m gonna leave you with this. Go in with no expectations. Throw all your pre…