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  Heretic 2024

  ★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  I’m glad Hugh Grant got to have so much fun doing this movie despite it being very likely that it was written by a literal child. 

  favorite subtitle: [prophet wheezes]

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Believe me, not everything in a movie needs to be explained, but almost nothing in this movie was explained in any way that made sense, including a lot of pretty important details that would’ve tied things together. Maybe there were things I missed?

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 03 Nov 2022

  No cizzy, I hated this movie. It was very corny, cringey, and “try hard”. Stuffed with stupid and out-dated, but not classic jokes. Stupid stupid movie. Just read the other 1 star reviews of this, they nailed it better than I could.

  
  Add this to the ever growing talley of movies where someone tries to impress your short attention span with a multiverse style setting and the complexity of it all ends up compromising any decent plot, or character depth. I’d let will smith memory wipe me because of this movie.

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  Air 2023

  ½ Watched 19 May 2023

  stop making movies about commercial products I DONT CARE

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