Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Absolutely awful.

  I’m so sorry but this was a lost project that should have stayed shelved or completely reworked. 
  The casting of the main two isn’t even the main issue, there is so much more wrong with everything and everyone else. The script, the visual, the set design, the costuming, the music. It is all so awful. 
  There is no real world building, the kingdom has to be the most boring one so far, and that’s saying something given the…

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  Dredd 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  YOOOO WTF????
  DOPE ASS MOVIE???
  AWESOME AND INSANE GORE????

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★ Watched 31 Aug 2023 2

  Genuinely perplexing how people are eating this up.
  This movie is all over the place. There’s a way to do random, unpredictable, and satirical comedies. This wasn’t it.
  If you want a bad, unfunny, and wasteful use of gay themes… well this is it. 
  Bad acting, poor pacing, and a complete lack of theming or cohesion. 
  Gay cinema is in the pits and the community is here for it I guess.
  The only reason I gave it 1 star instead of 1/2 a star is because of the Complicated needle drop.

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  Well it certainly delivered. It’s so insanely over the top, but just grounded enough to deliver a coherent story on top of all the crazy battles.
  The CGI gives and takes, looking great sometimes, and really awful at others.
  Watch with friends, watch with popcorn, beer is optional but highly encouraged.