saulain

saulain

Bran Garrett


My reviews mostly consist of first impressions and personal thoughts/anecdotes

Favorite films

  • Double Indemnity
  • Days of Wine and Roses
  • Miracle Mile
  • Safe

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  • What Comes Around

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

  • Unwelcome

  • 1BR

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  • What Comes Around

    What Comes Around

    The audio in this is way off..

  • Flower

    Flower

    ★★

    Blowjob this blowjob that!

    Tim is the only redeeming quality of this film haha

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  • The Sign of the Cross

    The Sign of the Cross

    ★★★★★

    How much for a cup of Claudette Colbert’s milk bath water?

  • Night of the Demons

    Night of the Demons

    ★★★★

    “Well Alice, it looks like we’re in Wonderland”

    This film is surprisingly fantastic! It’s perfect 80’s Halloween fun! 
    Nonstop cheesy lines and melodramatic over-the-top acting with a classic campy cast. Erotic and sleazy, really just a great blend of horrific imagery and teenage horniness. 
    The set is scary and feels huge and endless, the music is the right touch of spooky and helps the scenes wonderfully! There is some great camerawork going on here that really makes this standout from other campy horror flicks.


    Suzanne has some rockin’ tits!


    “I’ve never made it in a coffin before!”