I COULD NOT HATE THIS MOVIE MORE. I THINK THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. I WANT TO RUN IT OVER REPEATEDLY.
WHY ARE WE ROMANTICIZING HER LEAVING THIS PERFECTLY GREAT MAN FOR A MUSTY OLD FLAME WHO LIVES IN THE WOODS? WHY DO THEY GET DOWN AND DIRTY INSTEAD OF TALKING OUT THEIR PROBLEMS? WHY. DO. THEY. TIME. THEIR. DEATHS AND DIE AT THE SAME TIME IN THE END. STUPID STUPID STUPID
