Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Strange World 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Generational trauma?? Mostly POC characters?? Gay son and accepting burly estranged grandfather?? Encouraging harmony with your ecosystem?? Lesbian Welders?? No wonder this bombed at box office, this is the woke future the liberals want. I love it. (Also the mom was bad as fuck, per usual, thank you Pixar for adding another hot mom to the ranks.)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  this is only bombing rn bc BJH put all the Marshall heads in red hats (a little too on the nose). LOVE the score, one critique is that the movie did have 5 different endings, I loved the critters though. Kinda sad we didn’t get a full Pattinson threesome, but we did get full ass so I’ll allow it.

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My butthole was clenched, Hugh grant is creepy in this. Script was fun, but also big. Love the gore, great scares; the Mormons lowkey ate in this.

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  Hellboy 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Caught the last twenty minutes. This is Guillermo’s best work.