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  Twisters 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  Deeply unpleasant experience. Abysmal summer blockbuster script featuring the nightmare of redneck livestreamers

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  Law Abiding Citizen 2009

  ★½ Watched 08 Sep 2023

  Someone really needed to tell Kurt Wimmer that attorney and detective are sperate jobs

Popular reviews

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  Notes from Melanie 2019

  ½ Watched 03 Dec 2019

  Film👏reviewers👏are👏shitty👏 filmmakers

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  The Greatest Showman 2017

  ½ Watched 02 Jan 2020

  The revisionist history of PT Barnum as a white saviour is one of the most vile things ever put on film

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