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Y2K 2024
watching this is it’s like, uh, oh that random dude who argued about rap is apart of the gang?? And lives longer than the two fun characters?? Cool ig we’re only what 35 minutes in do we learn his name even nope
Why is there the Fred durst segue literally everyone they know is basically dead but let’s have a break room session
Why does the camcorder never turn evil??? A tamagotchi can be evil?? Why did his computer come…
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Wicked 2024
It’s great but the more I sit with it the more flaws I find
- Jeff Goldblum is just being himself
- Michelle Yeoh is kinda miscast but still mother
- So much backlight and washed out shots (dancing through life is egregious about this)
- for extending the time to add depth to characters, Bowen Yang’s character truly was just “gay comic relief”
- Nessa sucks as a character and I hate her <3Ariana and Cynthia devour and I’ll be sat for part 2
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Madame Web 2024
100000/10, no notes, maybe my new favorite movie of all time? It also takes place in 2003.
3 separate death scenes for the girls is peak media. What was the call sheet for that? “Hey guys, this week we’re filming the horrific images Dakota has constantly where she sees you guys get MURDERED! Get some rest! Also, this is 2003.” I have to go a second time to time how long that first train scene, cause it’s so drawn out…
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