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arts enjoyer, crafts hater

Favorite films

  • Gattaca
  • L.A. Confidential
  • After Hours
  • Paris, Texas

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  • Speed

    ★★★★

  • Sherlock Jr.

    ★★★★½

  • The Balloonatic

    ★★★

  • The Manchurian Candidate

    ★★

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  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★

    Sheeeeeeit

  • Sherlock Jr.

    Sherlock Jr.

    ★★★★½

    Reviewing Solent’s Synced: Sherlock JR x REM

    Ahhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is the sigh of relief I let out so gleefully into this world upon seeing my second great film of the year. I was worried for a second there! Three months in and a whole lot of blank rounds fired. A whole lot of freeeaking duds. But safe to say Buster is Literally Me so nevermind it’s actually all okay forever and always. 
    Honestly one of the funniest movies I’ve seen…

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  • The Balloonatic

    The Balloonatic

    ★★★

    Reviewing Solent’s Synced: The Ballooniac x Amon Tobin

    Whoever is making these. I know you have iMovie downloaded. I know the effects are royalty free. But please. For the love of all things holy. Stop. 
    And Amon Tobin? Why? What on earth does that have to do with Buster Keaton or balloons or canoes or slapstick or anything? 
    Just saying, coulda done Radiohead again. We could do Radiohead every time.

  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    ★★★½

    Dude you’ll never believe it but this just happened to me