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arts enjoyer, crafts hater

Favorite films

  • Gattaca
  • L.A. Confidential
  • After Hours
  • Paris, Texas

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  • Speed

    ★★★★

  • Sherlock Jr.

    ★★★★½

  • The Balloonatic

    ★★★

  • The Manchurian Candidate

    ★★

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  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★

    Sheeeeeeit

  • Sherlock Jr.

    Sherlock Jr.

    ★★★★½

    Reviewing Solent’s Synced: Sherlock JR x REM

    Ahhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is the sigh of relief I let out so gleefully into this world upon seeing my second great film of the year. I was worried for a second there! Three months in and a whole lot of blank rounds fired. A whole lot of freeeaking duds. But safe to say Buster is Literally Me so nevermind it’s actually all okay forever and always. 
    Honestly one of the funniest movies I’ve seen…

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  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    ★★★½

    Dude you’ll never believe it but this just happened to me

  • The Manchurian Candidate

    The Manchurian Candidate

    ★★

    Hello Manic Pixie American Dream Girl
    I think I’m a brainwashed operative because apparently I did not watch the same movie as everyone else. 
    Everything is all fine and dandy for the first half hour or so…Korean War soldiers are spirited away by communists and brainwashed to obey the operators’ every violent command. But Janet Leigh shows up and instigates the most absolutely deranged conversation I’ve seen in cinema recently (complimenting random US states? She’s a Chinese workman? Am I…