Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Palo Alto 2013

  ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  zach and i were going on about 2013 and indie sleaze and that time in media, so i threw this on the pile of film options when he suggested we watch something, and lord the chokehold everything about this film had on me as a 16yr old on tumblr truly did me some psychic damage. unironically one of the films i’ve probably seen the most in my life, one of the first “films” i saw cos i wasn’t really allowed media courtesy of a fucked up upbringing so watching this off a download on tumblr in 2013 was p formative

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  Battle Royale 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  banger. just a fucking banger

Popular reviews

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  Paris, Texas 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024 2

  fucking incredible film, but i had nightmare senior ladies next to me loudly talking and not responding to several people telling them to shut up, then one of them kept falling asleep and snoring on me before resuming the yammering, and the perfume gave me a headache. bonus shoutout to the guy bitching at someone in front of us to put their phone away and someone behind us constantly weirdly loudly laughing. fuck you all

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2024 1

  a) holy shit
  b) i have never seen people walk out of a cinema like that lmao, so many in the first quarter of the film too. shoutout to the person who fainted while already being helped down the stairs and the other one who faceplanted while trying to haul ass out, hope you lot are all good

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