Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This is kinda straight mulholland drive

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  Death Becomes Her 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  That man is gay as fuck if I had two beautiful ass women fighting over me I'd think I had everything to live for

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Thomas should’ve just told that crazy ass man FUCK NO! when he sent him to the mountain & found work someplace else.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Very educational. I never knew that in order to play tennis professionally, you MUST be either a massively horny gay freak, OR a pervy home-wrecking fujoshi.