Elsbeth Blondeau

Elsbeth Blondeau

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Favorite films

  • That Most Important Thing: Love
  • 8½
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Fan

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  • Parasite

    ★★★★

  • May December

    ★★½

  • Brotherhood of the Wolf

    ★★

  • The Best Offer

    ★★★★

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    As good as people say it is

  • May December

    May December

    ★★½

    no thriller, not much drama, lacking spice

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ½

    Barbie is the tiresome boil, the inflamed sore, the raging pink conjunctivitis of cinema and society. 

    Only in this infected, gangrenous world, can such a disastrous bore of a film emerge an economic and cultural box-office success. Packaged as astounding entertainment for the gullible masses, this film is pure totalism and coaxed ideology preying on the cultural consciousness. 

    One can only comment that the political message was crasser and more vulgar than neon spandex. This is a film completely lacking…

  • Brotherhood of the Wolf

    Brotherhood of the Wolf

    ★★

    looked promising but such a snore