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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  i think me and robert eggers are twin flames

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  It Follows 2014

  ★½ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  there’s no way i watched the same film as everyone else. how are u going to sit there and give this misogynistic crap 5 stars. ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD FILM!!!!! i thought we were over the girl gets punished for enjoying sex trope but apparently NOT! 1 star for the score and half for the gay man they were trying to pass off as straight

Popular reviews

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  Kick-Ass 2 2013

  Watched 12 Mar 2022 2

  Aaron Taylor-Johnson Shirtless: An Analysis 

  Kick Ass 2 has undeniably had a profound effect on cinema. But why? Well, I have the answer. We must look no further than Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s abs. 

  From the moment he removed his shirt, I was captivated. I couldn’t remove my gaze from the screen, totally at the mercy of both the filmmaker and this gorgeous sexy man. I think this is an extraordinary filmmaking technique that can capture the attention of millions, and it…

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  Dune 2021

  Watched 29 Oct 2021

  shit got me creaming, i mean creaming, fuck. i meant creaming, shit i meant creaming. FUCK ME, i MEANT CREAMING, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I MEANT TO SAY CREAMING, SHIT I MEANT