I actually enjoyed this one! Timo The Chamlet or whatever he's called is a bit of a freak though isn't he. I reckon he could compete in the U-12s weight class in UFC hes that scrawny, yet somehow all the girls are queuing up to drink the recycled water out of his Fremen suit. Not fucking fair really is it.
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023
Bit bizarre if I'm being honest. You can tell Tom Cruise produced it too, literally all the ladies fancy him in the film. Spoiler alert - his fucking wife gets stabbed to death in one scene and in the next he's necking off with another woman. A couple of my favourite quotes from the film where other characters are talking about him: "he's literally playing 4D chess against an algorithm" and "be careful, he's literally a mind-reading shape-shifter". How can they possibly top that in the next one? "You've got a massive cock for a 65 year old scientologist". Gimme a break 🤪
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The Founder 2016
Founder? I barely knew her! Only joking. It was alright. Spent most of the film with McCock in my hand.
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