Umberto Argento

Umberto Argento

Carl J. Sukenick for president.

Favorite films

  • Enter the Void
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Happiness
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Ed Wood

    ★★★

  • Problem Child

    ★★★★

  • Jason X

    ★★★½

  • Hider in the House

    ★★★

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  • The Gateway Meat

    The Gateway Meat

    ★★★★

    Gritty 'lil ditty from the practical effects artists that worked on the August Underground trilogy.

    Bizarre atmosphere, cool plot, and wooden performances. Still, there's an enamoring, albeit insular air about it that I think might make the diehards' hunt for a copy worthwhile.

    It has more 'moments' than most TP films typically achieve. and for that it's awarded my seal of approval. 

    "Your corpse, my cock, called for an appointment". Haha!

  • Nekromantik

    Nekromantik

    ★★★★

    Good to know that necrophiles still practise safe sex.

    :)

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★½

    A metaphor for the relationship between God and Mother Earth. The more I think about it, the cheesier it was.

  • Black Metal Veins

    Black Metal Veins

    ★★★★

    A real injustice no presentation of this is available in smell-o-vision. :(

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