schlongkong

schlongkong

Movie connoisseur elitist -
Rating prowess parallels if IMDb banged Rotten tomatoes and chat GPT fostered the offspring

Favorite films

  • Django Unchained
  • Interstellar
  • Oppenheimer
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • Dallas Buyers Club

    ★★★★

  • Se7en

    ★★★★

  • First Reformed

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

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  • Dallas Buyers Club

    Dallas Buyers Club

    ★★★★

    If one of my friends got AIDS I’d probably vandalize his crib too

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★

    Kayne and Dave Chappelle said it best when they said ____ run Hollywood

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    Spoiler warning! Ridley Scott needs to retire. While this movie isn’t atrocious it does not live up to the hype surrounding it. The plot is lazy, the CGI over the top and forced, emotional scenes lack depth and deep scenes lack emotion. The plot is my biggest gripe. Ridley Scott has so many avenues he can go down to portray the gruesome duality of the prosperity and destruction of Ancient Rome. He chooses to ride the outcome of this movie…

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★½

    While this movie had potential, I found it to be underwhelming. Not only is Napoleon an OG simp, but he is also a cuck. Kinda reminds me of one of my homies tbh. Some of the battle scenes were well filmed but the majority of this movie drags. I will give credit for the fact that this movie parallels the modern day dating scene. Napoleon’s wife is a great representation of only fans & tik tok thotties. Similarly, Josephine is an…

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