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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Can I have five more of these little blonde bitches?

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Was so ready to say this is the best piece of cinema ever known to man but the last five minutes were just so unforgivable. Giving 5 stars wouldn’t sit right. Biblically accurate production and will pass the teachings from this to my kids.

Popular reviews

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  You can bet your bottom dollar I will be walking down the aisle to the Interstellar theme song at my wedding

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2023 1

  Not enough screaming

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