Schmaron

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Being a Dark Feminist is hard work in the world of Pronoun, but I persist.

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • American Fiction
  • Inherent Vice
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • The Thin Blue Line

  • Foster Child

  • Creed

    ★★★★

  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★½

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  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    ★★

    I'm a lifelong Star Trek fan and have seen nearly every episode across all series. This movie is horrible and I loved watching it.

    Execution? Bad.
    Ideas? Somehow even worse.

    The cast is the only reason why this was remotely bearable overall. All of them are doing great performances of an absurd script that I still can't believe was put to film.

    If you're a Star Trek fan, do not watch this movie. Occasionally while watching I would remember it…

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★½

    This has megalopolis energy but not enough for me to ever want to think about it again. It wouldn't be so bad if the themes weren't so horrendous.

    I can’t wait for this to win best picture so people who only kinda know me can tell me how much they loved “that trans movie that swept the Oscar’s”.

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  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    A guy in my screening said Todd Phillips based Joker (2019) on his life and Joaquin Phoenix lived with him for 6 months.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    not to victim blame but i simply wouldn't have taken the substance