Matthew S.

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You'll know a 5 when you see one.

Favorite films

  • All That Heaven Allows
  • My Darling Clementine
  • The Swimmer
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • The Red Violin

    ★★★★

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

  • Scarecrows

  • Cooley High

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  • Toys Are Not for Children

    Toys Are Not for Children

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    This might be the most accurate representation of life ever put to the screen.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    The grossest part of this is when Quaid pees then doesn't wash his hands afterwards.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

    Great sound design, production design, special effects (besides Rook), and acting. Too many throwbacks and homages so it felt a little unoriginal. Questionable decisions and dialogue. Serviceable entry into the Alien universe.